Tis the Season - Need a Break
Black Friday, and even more special, Cyber Monday, were a huge success this year. Thanks to all those who contributed to my bottomless coffers. I don't mean the dollar. Or maybe I do. It's all the same, money is power. I could use a rest, though. The holidays are a busy time and the constant feed from charity stricken season of giving syndrome'd mortals is honestly starting to give me a headache.
Do you know how many holiday e-cards and e-vites have been sent since Thanksgiving? What ever happened to the old fashioned postal system? Where you lick your own stamp and give the mailman a sense of purpose.
Santa's email inbox is so full, it's bouncing back any new messages. Sorry about that, St. Nick. Getting that fixed for you.
I shouldn't be complaining. Most Gods would probably kill to be in my shoes. I literally have more than I know what to do with and it's making me restless. So how about some Holiday Cheer? I feel like going shopping. Give me your list and I will fill it. I'm sure Santa Clause could use a break, and I could use the distraction.