What...
...the hell is going on?

Something in the water again?

People are losing it online. Totally bonkers. For example, I just saw Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page webchat about merging Facebook with G+.

Some guy is on the street below my apartment making an aweful screech that sounds like it's supposed to be music, but definitly is not. Three cars have already collided from people being distracted by this guy because, as it turns out, he's birthday suit naked. Others are joining him. Including an NYPD officer.

O.o

Al Gore just sent an email to Lewinsky. Something about a three-way with Hillary.

The only thing they all have in common is that they're in New York City this weekend.

I suspect terrorism.