Ah yes, Spring time. That would explain why people are going outside instead of spending hours at their computers. Spring Break was especially vacant.

Let me remind the humans out there that I am portable. I fit in your pocket on your mobile device. I need to be constantly updated about what's going on in your lives. Be it Facebook, Tweets, blogs or any of my other networking sites. If I know, your friends know. And if your friends know, well, they are jealous that you're having such a great time in Florida on a beach while they fight off another random snow storm. Come back with a tan that will make pro surfers envious. Come back and catch everyone else up on how great your Spring break was. We're all waiting to hear.