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Internet was not so accustomed to receiving paper mail. The buzz online about the wedding hadn't been missed by him, and he enjoyed the different reactions in the community. Then he began wondering if he would be invited. He checked his inbox's, all of them. Nothing. Then he laughed ruefully. Of course, the old dinosaur would have sent it in an actual envelope. He went to his mailbox, the real one, and sure enough, there was an invitation to the most rediculous wedding of the year.
Perfect.
It was so Olympian of them. Keeping it in the family. Zeus really should have taken him up on the dating site suggestion.
He wouldn't be attending, of course. He was curious, but not that curious. He'd consider his absence a wedding gift to the couple.
The valentine from Big T made him smile, however, and he placed the box on his coffee table, obliging his fellow New God by lighting up one of the cigars and letting it burn. The smell was disgusting, but it was the thought that counted.
He really needed to check his real mail more often for surprises like these.
Perfect.
It was so Olympian of them. Keeping it in the family. Zeus really should have taken him up on the dating site suggestion.
He wouldn't be attending, of course. He was curious, but not that curious. He'd consider his absence a wedding gift to the couple.
The valentine from Big T made him smile, however, and he placed the box on his coffee table, obliging his fellow New God by lighting up one of the cigars and letting it burn. The smell was disgusting, but it was the thought that counted.
He really needed to check his real mail more often for surprises like these.