It had been an extremely successful week so far. Internet was very pleased with himself. Google was back to properly worshiping him as the sole reason for his continued existence, YouTube had dozens of new viral videos about the Google downtime period, Facebook and Myspace profiles were on fire more than usual because of the event, blogging was high, mobile phone web surfing was off the charts, and in the past few days, he'd found another mortal to integrate. Life, however one would term his existence, was good.